I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
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