ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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