This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
this will be a night to untag.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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