I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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