There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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