so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
this hospital has no fireball
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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