Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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