i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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