Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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