Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My brain says no but my pants say off.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
it's great music for shaving your balls
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Randomize
