Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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