did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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