Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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