so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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