It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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