All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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