I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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