i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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