yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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