as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
only if we run a train.
done.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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