oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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