Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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