An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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