you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
