the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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