she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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