Nicole vs. Life
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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