so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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