I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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