nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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