it wasn't lemon gatorade
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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