We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize