Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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