the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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