Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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