so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
My apartment stinks of burning failure
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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