She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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