Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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