And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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