so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
You need Xanax blowdarts
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
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