There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Randomize
