Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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