At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Someone shit on the floor
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I just had sex on a roof
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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