Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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