No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
The struggles of a small town man whore
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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