I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
