have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
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