We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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