Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
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