It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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