Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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