My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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