He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Randomize
