i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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